Beware!

Be warned, the posts that come hereafter may (and will) include words, phrases, images, and ideas that are not school appropriate. Tough nuggets. Life is not school appropriate. At least it will be honest. Honest enough anyway. I will warn you that most of the elaborate hats worn by my companions are made up. But so are vampires, and Twilight is selling like real estate during the apocalypse. Whatever, just read and believe. Buckle your seat belts. Saddle your donkeys. Skewer your shish kabobs. This is going to be a bumpy, smelly, and spicy ride.