It is with a scream of hatred and a single bloody tear with which I start writing this post. Congratulations. You have ignored me into action. You win.
There are several things annoying me at this very instant. Less than two feet away from my ear, my computer is making a high pitched buzzing sound that I am fairly certain was not there before. The cords around my mouse look as tangled as a homeless woman's hair. On a bad day. In addition, we only have one phone in our house. The other one is gone. Well, it did leave one part of itself here. I can still hear it ring. It is somewhere in this room. I will hunt it. I will find it. I will call myself over and over in the hopes that either I can find the phone, or my future self will somehow answer. Honestly at this point I would actually settle for either one.
My parents are watching a movie that can only be described by a mutant with two thumbs down and one thumb up. All I can hear are guttural nature noises. Fortunately my time here is almost up.
I swear upon my undead rhinoceros's empty grave that one day you will comment on one of these posts. I am starting to enjoy this whole "blogging" thing. And yet, even as my Hot Pocket finishes with a ding that promises indigestion and self hatred, I feel myself compelled to leave my chair.Farewell, and shall my cyber fingers always find a way through your ears and into your head.
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RADIO LAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!((()()()()!!!
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great. i am grounded. lol i'm not supposed to post, but your scream of hatred and bloody tears have caused me to go against the system and comment your blog. i enjoy it. lol
ReplyDeletemax at your request i am going to comment on your blog. well, this is it. i am enjoying this blog so far, and just had a little laugh over what you sent me about miley cyrus. thank-you for that.
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